as i was scavenging through my kitchen to find sm i could eat i remembered i got corn. 5-6 cobs or so. i thougth 3-4 was enough so i decided to clean them.

now i love corn, its my favorite cereal. its one of my favorite foods actually. i'd sacrifice and slaughter all 19 of my fans just for a cob of corn. maybe not spacegoat but the rest of you would be done for () anyways anyways anyways as i was cleaning the corn leaves i noticed a worm peeking out of the bottom of one.

it was disgusting but kind of chill though, not like those rancid maggots you see flies lay but it was a uhhhhhh i did research its an armyworm. if it was more catterpillarlike i'd probably spare it but it was kinda disgusting so i elegantly dipped it in my sink and poured water all over it. had to use a knife to get it out cuz i aint touching that.

after it fell in a pot full of water int he sink i drowned it with detergent to teach it whos boss.

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delicious delicious corn.

eqphwug

+ 2

the corn was placed into a bowl with some salt. the worm floated up and died. it didn't even shrivel up.

even if he is left in the water when the corn is boiled, its unoticable. maybe +3 calories, but is he really worth that? is he a parasite? was this even my corn...

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am i racist? i wouldn't kill an earthworm. i draw worms. i say i love them.

what is this injustice..

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WELL I PAYED FOR or got it from someone AND THEY DIDN'T

FUCK WORMS WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA BE SYMPATHETIC TOWARDS THEM AND BE ON SOME "oh but they dont have cognitive thought" BS? NAH MAN FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU SLIMY LITTLE THINGS. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

#earthwormsupremacy #killallmaggots